It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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