I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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