I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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