first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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