literally had 100 drinks last night.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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