hell yes lets make some ravioli
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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