he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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