why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my being single is dangerous.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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