That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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