i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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