So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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