i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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