Christians are straight up FREAKS
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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