its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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