dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
