doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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