K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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