The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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