Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize