why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
