brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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