i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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