dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
