Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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