and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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