White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We are two peas in an std pod
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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