He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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