party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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