Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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