Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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