is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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