Ambien. No doubt about it.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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