Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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