The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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