Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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