The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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