..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So much Jack, so little girl.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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