Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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