okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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