You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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