I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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