I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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