I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
