I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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