My room smells like vodka and shame
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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