Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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