I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
FUCK WHALES
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