He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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