Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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