Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
there's paper in my vomit.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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