She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
