I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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